"Bitty Soda" is a reference to a sketch from the incredibly underrated Mike Nesmith video project "Elephant Parts." Said sketch is set up as an artsy foreign film, and involves a heated conversation in faux French between a couple over a painting. The scene is subtitled, but the subtitles are merely phonetic spellings of the gibberish they're spouting. Dialogue includes such memorable lines as "Schmootek!" and "silly pla la." It's absurd, hilarious, and absolutely worth checking out.
I picked bittysoda as a domain name because I think the sketch is brilliant and hilarious, but also because it's sort of an abstract representation of what I hate about modern culture. Many times, we're meant to believe that we're consuming some piece of art that's over our heads, and that we just don't understand what it's trying to say. But sometimes I think we're made to believe we don't understand something that really isn't saying anything at all.
I want what I write, both on this site and in the larger world, to say something that people understand. I don't want to come across as deliberately nonsensical and inaccessible, dig?