Things I Enjoy Right This Second (and, in some cases, all the time)

1. The Brawny Man, who's sort of like the non-sleazy lumberjack version of The Continental. (What most of you probably don't know is that while Christopher Walken made the character a part of our pop culture lexicon, this isn't something he invented. His Continental skits on SNL are based on this program, which aired in the 1950s and starred an Italian dude named Renzo Cesana.)

2. Arizona Pomegranate Green Tea. Once they start making it in a sugar-free version, I will purchase a beer hat so that I may never be far from one again.

3. The San Diego Zoo PandaCam. Right now the cub is just sleeping, so it's not very exciting, but sometimes she gets up and moves around. Her name, by the way, comes from the Chinese for "a little bit of something very cute," which is, I think you'll agree, damn appropriate.

4. Crispy Noodles.

5. New glasses. Is this what I'm supposed to be seeing? Wow, I've been missing out on a LOT.

6. Having a Gawker Media comment ID. Not that I've actually said anything, but the point is, I have one and therefore feel awesome.