Aaaaaandersonnnnn, my aim is true...

(Okay, that's TOTALLY not how the song goes.)

Here are some miscellaneous things I have found and enjoyed today:

• Japanese Seizure Robots
  
• My fourteen-year-long crush on Anderson Cooper has just gained a fresh burst of fervor. Good God, y'all.
  
• Virgin Mobile has created a series of hilarious yet mildly offensive Chrismahanukwanzakah e-greetings.
  
• And finally, ants infest a woman's eye socket and devour her brain. Sweet dreams tonight, kiddies. Don't let the bedbugs bite.

I have a READING tonight. 8 p.m. sharp. Come hear me read! Pretty please?